... are doomed to... something something. Can't remember. Oh well!
Foreign Policy Online has a fun game where people can guess whether quotes belong to Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khamenei or GOP Presidential hopeful Rick Santorum.
It's... frighteningly difficult.
IRANIAN FEMALE NINJA
Meet your new nemesis Chuck Norris
Who wants to limbo?
and Ben Affleck
Well, I thought it was a pretty good idea...