... are doomed to... something something. Can't remember. Oh well!

Foreign Policy Online has a fun game where people can guess whether quotes belong to Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khamenei or GOP Presidential hopeful Rick Santorum.

It's... frighteningly difficult.

IRANIAN FEMALE NINJA Meet your new nemesis Chuck Norris

Who wants to limbo?

STARRING Russell Crowe Sean Connery and Ben Affleck

(Ayatollah Khomeini)

Well, I thought it was a pretty good idea...

(Mahmoud Ahmadinejad)