It's Really Just Simple Linguistics

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When you make an "assumption," you make an ASS out of YOU and UMPTION.

(Sarah Palin)

The "Dead" Thing Is Sorta the Clincher, Eh?

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Except he's British, so he can't be president and dead, too.

He Deserves More Than an Award

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You're not fooling me. That's a lifetime award for putting up with his idiot son for the last 65 years.

(Barack Obama and George Bush, Sr.)