When you make an "assumption," you make an ASS out of YOU and UMPTION.
Well, look who just got back. How was your trip, chair?
Except he's British, so he can't be president and dead, too.
You're not fooling me. That's a lifetime award for putting up with his idiot son for the last 65 years.
(Barack Obama and George Bush, Sr.)
Deep down, they know exactly what they are
Oh, no, wait... She isn't.
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