It's Not the Size of Your Teabag That Counts...

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Why do all the men who support me have tiny little itsy bitsy... ...brains?

(Sarah Palin)

Did Ya Know: Jesus Opposed the Minimum Wage!

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JESUS FOR PRESIDENT! Oh, wait, he's dead, you say?!?! Well, he rose from the dead once before, so why not again? Just in time for to run in 2012! He knows his economics, apparently.

Surely You're Not Talking About This Newt, Right?

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SOME NEWTS Were just meant to crawl around in gardens at night, not run for the presidency.

(Newt Gingrich)