Oh Hil, you make every day HILLARYOUS!

Couldn't we just sign a treaty instead?

(Hillary Clinton)

After years of speculation, CNN anchor Anderson Cooper officially came out of the closet yesterday.

(Dear Diary, Another bad hair day, and everything that could go wrong did today. But I think there's this boy that likes me, he keeps looking at me. He's trying to see what I'm writing right now, so I'm writing this in code.)

(Hillary Clinton)

UND IST VERFAGEN KLEEGEN GREECE UND FAHREN NICHT. IT'S TIME WE BAIL OUT GREECE HEY HILLARY. YOU'VE STILL GOT A NICE ASS FOR AN OLD BROAD.

(Hillary Clinton)

Helps them sort through those important issues.

Turn around
Bright eyes

(Hillary Clinton)