Oh Hil, you make every day HILLARYOUS!
Couldn't we just sign a treaty instead?
After years of speculation, CNN anchor Anderson Cooper officially came out of the closet yesterday.
(Dear Diary, Another bad hair day, and everything that could go wrong did today. But I think there's this boy that likes me, he keeps looking at me. He's trying to see what I'm writing right now, so I'm writing this in code.)
UND IST VERFAGEN KLEEGEN GREECE UND FAHREN NICHT.
IT'S TIME WE BAIL OUT GREECE
HEY HILLARY. YOU'VE STILL GOT A NICE ASS FOR AN OLD BROAD.
Helps them sort through those important issues.