F*king magnets, how do they work?
Sometimes, when I drink one of these things, I like to pretend I'm a giant with a regular sized cup of coffee
Herman Cain's quote from Nashua New Hampshire today rang a bell with at least one Redditor. In case you missed it, read the full story here. Because being educated is scary. Ignorance will help America!
OK, WOULD U BELIEVE MY 2-2-2 PLAN?
You heard it from the Godfather himself folks. You grass-eating sissy men had best print this out and tape it to your iPhone before you even think about ordering that Veggie Lover's Pizza again.
Hide ya wives Hide ya kids hide ya husbands too