(Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum, Herman Cain)

So, you say you can have that pizza here in under 30 minutes and it's only $9.99. Let's just see about that!

(Herman Cain, Jon Stewart)

Obama's gonna ban pizza! Doesn't he know that if you outlaw pizza, only outlaws will have pizza?

(Herman Cain)

In which somebody skeet shoots a bunny in a Herman Cain political advertisement. :( Wow, way to completely lose people on the metaphor!

Contains salty language

Herman Cain doing what Herman Cain does better than being a presidential candidate: being silly.

Hermain Cain is the very best ex-candidate, like no one ever was. #Pokemon4ever