(Mitt Romney, Barack Obama)

Dad help this couch fell on me stop presidenting I'm dying oh god I can see a light

(Barack Obama)

For dollars a day, you can help this politician buy his own tanning booth . Please, think of the orange people.

(John Boehner)

BIDET Early prototypes were a little vigorous

Unfortanetely for Bob the only way out of an extra large Chinese finger puzzle involved a train track, a tree stump and a proctologist.

Don't worry Maam, we'll get you to the maternity ward in no time.