GUNS Helping paranoid Americans over-compensate since 1871

(Rick Perry)

ten million
or the fat man gets it

ASK FOR THAT BLOW-UP SEX DOLL. We Dare You

Why am I hearing "Dueling Banjos?"

It's... four o'Glock!

EPIC STAND OFF no one to pull the trigger....

THAT'S HIM....THAT'S HIM!! That's the guy who stole my Tinfoil Hat!!