ELVES Little fellas bout this high? They're what helped me win the last time.

(George W. Bush)

You're not fooling me. That's a lifetime award for putting up with his idiot son for the last 65 years.

(Barack Obama and George Bush, Sr.)

Facebook: Good for history lessons and for lulz in general.

WINDBREAKER Sometimes you wear one. Sometimes you are one.

(George W. Bush)

TOUCH ME MORE

(George W. Bush)

ROFL because sometimes LOL just doesn't do it. (George W. Bush, Hillary Clinton)

Bush holds up a page from the Republican bible. (George W. Bush)