I was a two term president, you know? Give it up junior. Jeb will always be my favorite

(George W. Bush and George Bush Sr.)

I am the other gay president

(George Bush Sr.)

So, the guy on the Quaker Oats box is getting an award, too? I'm your wife, idiot.

(George Bush, Sr. and Barbara Bush)

You're not fooling me. That's a lifetime award for putting up with his idiot son for the last 65 years.

(Barack Obama and George Bush, Sr.)