Remember 2008's Obama Girl? Well she's old and tired now that Obama Boy has come along with the 2012 updated remix.

Editor's note: contains stuff you might not want to watch at work.

And if elected, I promise to talk about the evils of homosexuality all the time! Oh goodie gumdrops! That's all we ask!

(Mitt Romney)

The guy in the background is basically me right now. Homiciders. Homiciders?!

Yesterday North Carolina voters passed Amendment One, effectively banning same-sex marriage in their state. However, it's still legal for first cousins to get hitched. Because close relatives should be able to marry each other, but two dudes kissing? Ew.

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