The Great Successor will succeed where others fail... at the buffet. -Kim Jong-un

Finding nothing better to do with her spare time, Batwoman has chosen to master the art of riding tiny tricycles.

SUBTLETY an unknown concept for Stalinist dictators. -Kim Jong-il

To the last I grapple with thee. From Hell's heart I stab at thee. For hates' sake I spit my last breath at thee, thou damned Romney. -Newt Gingrich

In Soviet Russia, child abuses you.