PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF showing that when you die, you exit via the gift shop. -Kim Jong-il

-Barack Obama

The Airbender Final exam was finally taking a toll on Feng.

Who else is included in this mysterious 32% that takes the rest of my food stamps? That's the real threat to 'Merica... the "Shadow Poor!"

I didn't really have a heart transplant. We found out I've been operating without a heart for decades. -Dick Cheney

-Condoleezza Rice, Hillary Clinton

And they say marrying your cousins has repercussions. -Queen Elizabeth II