Come here often? (Dmitry Medvedev)

Look at her! Yeah, that's the sad guy's wife

Back off, buddy. She's all mine.

THE CLONE WARS have suffered from budget cuts

Tipping Your Despot... It's Just Good Ediquette. (Hamid Karzai, David Cameron)

WAR PAINT you're doing it wrong

Monorail commuter finds track rather damaged, produces excessive wear on undercarriage.