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(Queen Elizabeth II)
Hold it! Don't anybody move. I think I lost my country.
...and the best dressed award goes to:
(Silvio Berlusconi, Nicolas Sarkozy, Dmitriy Medvedev, Barack Obama, Ban Ki-Moon, Mu'ammar al-Gaddafi and José Eduardo dos Santos)
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