GaGadhafi

(Muammar al-Gaddafi)

Breaking News - The Plaza Hotel is auditioning doormen. Must supply own uniform.

(Muammar al-Gaddafi)

So THAT'S who Philip gave our old curtains to!

(Queen Elizabeth II)

Hold it! Don't anybody move. I think I lost my country.

(Muammar al-Gadaffi)

...and the best dressed award goes to:

(Silvio Berlusconi, Nicolas Sarkozy, Dmitriy Medvedev, Barack Obama, Ban Ki-Moon, Mu'ammar al-Gaddafi and José Eduardo dos Santos)

REGRETS I have a doozie

Why is he wearing my dog bed?