The bucket full of custard was ready Now it just needed the PM to step out of the door

Sorry, I left off the "Poorly" on the end of that title.

PLAINCLOTHES BICYCLE POLICE - Now targeting Bag and Brolly Snatchers

You're never too old to learn something stupid

I DO LOVE A
JOLLY CAMPERVAN

(Prince Charles)

100% not going to turn violent

And whoever shall pull Excalibur from the pile of crap shall be England's King