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(Paul Ryan)

CORPORATIONS ARE PEOPLE... AND DOGS ARE LUGGAGE

(Mitt Romney)

HON IT'S TIME TO TAKE REX TO THE COP CAR FOR AN OCCUPOOP

My dog houze haz been forclosed

I bet Seamus has a killer view up there

( Mitt Romney)

The all new "Mitt Mutt" head carrier "For those days when you just don't have a car roof handy." Made in China

(Mitt Romney)

You can rest easy now, Bo.