No Flowers by Request

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Friends, Democrats, Countrymen, lend me your ears. I come to bury Romney, not to prase him...

(Sandra Fluke)

Oh You!

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and then I said... "Baby, I can stimulate more than the economy!"

(Bill Clinton)

Cue Rimshot, Laugh Track

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Oh, I know all about plundering booty. I hung out with Clinton during the DNC.

(Barack Obama)

Where Am I Even?

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Oh my God you guys are so funny I'm so high right now

Sounds Really Good Right Now

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Why am I suddenly craving doublemint gum?

(Julian Castro, Joaquin Castro)

How's That for Impressive?

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So, you paid your taxes, Mitt? Well, I once caught a fish THIS big!

(Elizabeth Warren)