The DNC's response to Romney's new ad.

Friends, Democrats, Countrymen, lend me your ears. I come to bury Romney, not to prase him...

(Sandra Fluke)

and then I said... "Baby, I can stimulate more than the economy!"

(Bill Clinton)

Oh, I know all about plundering booty. I hung out with Clinton during the DNC.

(Barack Obama)

Oh my God you guys are so funny I'm so high right now

Why am I suddenly craving doublemint gum?

(Julian Castro, Joaquin Castro)

So, you paid your taxes, Mitt? Well, I once caught a fish THIS big!

(Elizabeth Warren)