(Barack Obama, Chris Christie)
Goddammit! Get me that Wonka guy on the phone. NOW! The Gloop kid plugged the pipe again.
THE SEASON IS JUST TOO LONG
I said, "don't everyone rush to port at one time to see the dolphins." But noooo. . .no one listens to me, I'm just the Captain.
(A sinking ship)
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