Honestly, I'm Not Surprised.

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I didn't really have a heart transplant. We found out I've been operating without a heart for decades. -Dick Cheney

One of My Most Memorable Shootings

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Remember that time I shot a lawyer in the face? I do...

(Dick Cheney)

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