The golden rule the one with the gold makes the rules

Metal Xmas and Heavy New Year

Second amendment when government fails to follow the First Amendment. (Charlton Heston)

Barry White music. If it was playing in the background, this would be so much hotter.

Politicians seriously, don't trust the bast*rds (Joe Biden)

God Bless America the home of the Whopper

Hit me with your rhythm stick Rick pledges never to sing that song again