REVERSE ENGINEERING this was supposed to be a Prius.

SUPER ECONOMY SIZE CANS OF WHOOP-ASS when regular cans of whoop-ass just aren't enough.

IX-NAY ON THE TAX HIKES. -Barack Obama

MEH SQUARED -Barack Obama, Dmitry Medvedev

PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF showing that when you die, you exit via the gift shop. -Kim Jong-il

SUBTLETY an unknown concept for Stalinist dictators. -Kim Jong-il

TV NEWS SHOWS can't post LOLs for crap