Damn it! First it's the rain and now we have these falling octagons!

(Barack Obama)

Double entendre so very intended.

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Because I know you were all waiting to see Nancy Pelosi dance at Barney Frank and Jim Ready's wedding!

Hey... last time I checked you can't tweet in Comic Sans...

Is the "right of first night" law still in effect?

(Bill Clinton)