(David Petraeus, Holly Petraeus, John Allen, Paula Broadwell)

While not helpful in any way, this is the only flowchart out there that perfectly conveys how much of a clusterf**k this whole thing is.

(David Petraeus)

The station claims a reporter was trying to get an image of the real book from the internet, and didn't notice the image was Photoshopped until the story aired.

(David Petraeus)