No beer? No girls? What kind toga party IS this??

(Dalai Lama)

YOLAMT! YOU ONLY LIVE A MILLION TIMES!

(The Dalai Lama)

The Dalai Lama wins best costume again!

(Dalai Lama)

Strip or leave, Buddy There's no free rides in our nudist club!

(The Dalai Lama)

THE CANDY MONK CAN CAUSE HE MIXES IT WITH LOVE AND MAKES THE WORLD TASTE GOOD. -Dalai Lama

My religion is simple. My religion is skittles.

(The Dalai Lama)

Noooo they be stealin' my Dalai

(The Dalai Lama)