Fawning is obligatory

(Kim Jong-un)

Don't ask me again about him picking Paul Ryan or I'll cry!

(John Boehner)

(Ron Paul)

Well... I honestly have nothing to say about that.

(Kim Jong-Il)

For dollars a day, you can help this politician buy his own tanning booth . Please, think of the orange people.

(John Boehner)

Somewhere in America, a multi-millionaire is (sniff)... PAYING TAXES !!! THIS MUST NOT BE !

(John Boehner)