Don't ask me again about him picking Paul Ryan or I'll cry!
Despite widespread allegations of voting fraud and mass street protests, Vladimir Putin was re-elected president of Russia for the third time with 60% of the vote on Sunday. Mmmm, victory tears. Tastes like vodka and oppression.
he's still not gonna die
For dollars a day, you can help this politician buy his own tanning booth . Please, think of the orange people.