It's Not the Size of Your Teabag That Counts...

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Why do all the men who support me have tiny little itsy bitsy... ...brains?

(Sarah Palin)

Republican Food Shelves

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Don't you just love how bipartisan we've become around here?! I DO!

Did Ya Know: Jesus Opposed the Minimum Wage!

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JESUS FOR PRESIDENT! Oh, wait, he's dead, you say?!?! Well, he rose from the dead once before, so why not again? Just in time for to run in 2012! He knows his economics, apparently.

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