Why do all the men who support me have tiny little itsy bitsy... ...brains?
I'm assuming this photo was taken in a "blue state."
Don't you just love how bipartisan we've become around here?! I DO!
JESUS FOR PRESIDENT! Oh, wait, he's dead, you say?!?! Well, he rose from the dead once before, so why not again? Just in time for to run in 2012! He knows his economics, apparently.
This Photo Booth Proposal is the Cutest, Simplest Thing
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Because it Would be so Hard for You to Look After Your Own ...
The Avengers Aren't Actually Good Guys
The Truest Three Letter Expression About Gift Giving
The Women of FAIL in 2014
Make Way, 'MERICA Has Some Opinions to Share
This Cat Has Enough Patience To Wait Out This Excited Dog
A Pro Tip for the Santa-Conscious Parents Out There
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