We knew something was up.

(Embiggen.)

Spent thousands on a political science degree from Columbia University Could only get a job holding the chair

When will I be finished with this interview? Well, I don't know. This is a pretty hostile crowd. They all have college degrees.

(Rick Santorum)

That's right Rick. After all, the more educated they are the less likely they'll believe what you tell 'em.

Is it just me or are 99% of the videos of Rick Santorum on YouTube him getting into some petty fight with college kids over who can marry who. Has anyone ever even seen him mention foreign policy or the energy crisis?