ten million
or the fat man gets it

Why am I hearing "Dueling Banjos?"

Our trenches are decked with boughs of holly, fa la la la la la WAR IS HELL.

Santa is too fat already. Make sure you leave him sugar free cookies and skim milk only. (Michelle Obama)

I'm gonna bring you a special toy.... ...for Christmas... ...THIIIIIIIIIIS long! (Camilla Parker-Bowles)