WOULD IT BE DISTASTEFUL If I made a pimp joke here?

(Queen Elizabeth II)

School Zone: No rioting between 7 am and 3 pm

JET PRESERVATION Hopefully, this couple will bear offspring.

Nigel Knew This Would Be The Coup De Gras Of His Booger Flicking Campaign!

(Dmitry Medvedev)

Yeah, your wife was doing the same thing to me last night.

(TSA screening)