I have huge candy, get in the van.
We subject our warplanes to a gauntlet of rigorous tests. Here we see several jets enduring the brutal Cotton Candy Chamber.
My religion is simple.
My religion is skittles.
(The Dalai Lama)
I told them protesters were full of candy!
Goddammit! Get me that Wonka guy on the phone. NOW! The Gloop kid plugged the pipe again.
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