I have huge candy, get in the van.

We subject our warplanes to a gauntlet of rigorous tests. Here we see several jets enduring the brutal Cotton Candy Chamber.

My religion is simple. My religion is skittles.

(The Dalai Lama)

I told them protesters were full of candy!

(Egyptian riots)

Goddammit! Get me that Wonka guy on the phone. NOW! The Gloop kid plugged the pipe again.

(Brisbane floods)