(Queen Elizabeth II, Prince Philip, Prince Charles, Camilla Parker Bowles, Prince William, Prince Harry)
We've secretly replaces Prince Charles with this CPR dummy. Let's see if Camilla notices
Oh, Charles. What's gotten into you. You seem so alive and full of vigor.
CAMILLA IS LOST WITHOUT HER GLASSES
Breathe, Charles, breathe damn you!
We've secretly switched Camilla with a rack of postcards. Let's see if Charles notices....
"CHARLES WAS MARRIED??"
How's the stripper supposed to fit in that?
(Queen Elizabeth II, Camilla Parker-Bowles, and Kate Middleton)