(Queen Elizabeth II, Prince Philip, Prince Charles, Camilla Parker Bowles, Prince William, Prince Harry)

We've secretly replaces Prince Charles with this CPR dummy. Let's see if Camilla notices Oh, Charles. What's gotten into you. You seem so alive and full of vigor.

(Camilla Parker-Bowles)

CAMILLA IS LOST WITHOUT HER GLASSES Breathe, Charles, breathe damn you!

(Camilla Parker-Bowles)

We've secretly switched Camilla with a rack of postcards. Let's see if Charles notices....

(Prince Charles)

"CHARLES WAS MARRIED??"

(Camilla Parker-Bowles)

POOR PEOPLE!!!

(Camilla Parker-Bowles)

How's the stripper supposed to fit in that?

(Queen Elizabeth II, Camilla Parker-Bowles, and Kate Middleton)