Just keep telling yourself, "First Lady Callista...First Lady Calilsta..." Once we're in, we'll never have to touch Mr. Toady ever again.

(Callista and Newt Gingrich)

I saw you eyeing that hot staffer. Do it again and I'll rip off more than your earlobes.

(Callista and Newt Gingrich)

Yeah, baby. Do what Newt likes! Oh, and don't get sick

(Callista and Newt Gingrich)

one moment please i must adjust your human mask

(Callista and Newt Gingrich)

Newt Gingrich's ex-wife Marianne has come out out with allegations that he asked her to have an open marriage after coming clean about his longtime affair with then-aide-now-third-wife Callista. The best part? All of this took place while Gingrich was working to impeach Bill Clinton for the Monica Lewinsky scandal.

The holy sanctity of marriage! We must protect it!

Whoops, no, you shook one of the fake hands, haha. And again. Okay, there we go!

(Newt and Callista Gingrich)