NEW! Enhanced Republican Headwear
Not Just Another Fashion Accessory!
Stops Critical Thought
Clogs Auditory Canals
Adds Tunnel Vision
Applies Perma Grin
Much, Much, More!
He is grey, overweight and ruins everything that stands in front of him
He is everything I look for in a man!
Callista and Newt
A beautiful couple
DONT MIND ME JUST WATCHING...
Romeo and Juliet could take a serious lesson from Newt and Callista on how to have a romance that inspires lovers for generations to come...
Contains salty language