(Barack Obama)

Of course, you do know, sir if anyone uses a calculator on those budget numbers, you're gonna be in BIG trouble, right?

(Mitt Romney)

It would help if we had a Ouija Board... but hell, let's make a new budget strategy anyway! (Hillary Clinton)

I think Jesus would cut firefighter budgets. I mean, think about it. No one seemed to care when that bush was burning during the times of Moses. What? I totally understand the Bible!