Hey MOM! It's MOM! She always liked them best Momma, Momma, Momma, Mom? No, it's not. She's not blue enough in the face Gotta be Mom, she's feeding us!

(Angela Merkel)

Now? Wait for it, the collar might open wider...

(Angela Merkel)

I think your coat might have something to do with it, Angela Merkel.

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