REVERSE ENGINEERING this was supposed to be a Prius.

PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF showing that when you die, you exit via the gift shop. -Kim Jong-il

The Great Successor will succeed where others fail... at the buffet. -Kim Jong-un

SUBTLETY an unknown concept for Stalinist dictators. -Kim Jong-il

GANG INITIATIONS it's the anticipation that gets you... -Kim Jong-un