... are doomed to... something something. Can't remember. Oh well!
Thanks, Cassetteboy, this is much better than the regular news.
Editor's note: contains a very naughty word at the end of the video.
... Guess we know what he thinks about all day.
Her vegetarian, bamboo diet truly sets an example for women everywhere.
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