(Michelle Obama)

(Mitt Romney)

This just in: President Obama eats babies.

Noooo they be stealin' my Dalai

(The Dalai Lama)

VERY NICE BUT IT'S NOT MINE. MY LAWYER WILL CONTACT YOU.

(Vladimir Putin)

Breaking News - Angry Baby takes swing at Dalai Lama

(The Dalai Lama)

FIST POUND FAIL

(The Dalai Lama)