Astronaut School - Chinese space program pilots learn how to properly signal a left turn
What do you mean, "welcome to Texas'?
"GREETINGS FROM OUR GLORIOUS NEW MARTIAN BASE...
...100% NOT TELEVISION STUDIO SOUTH OF BEIJING!"
I have good news and bad news... Only one of you can pretend to go up in space. Sorry
We represent the astronaut guild the astronaut guild the astronaut guild.
Houston, I'm Hammered.