(Mitt Romney, Barack Obama)
"Painter" Jon McNaughton has released his latest "painting" which features a man holding up the constitution... and an inexplicable wad of cash.
So what I'm getting from this is that he's trying to scalp the constitution right in front of the White House. And look! John Madison is begging him not to do it. Or maybe our hipster friend just bought it off a homeless guy along with that yellow jacket. Yeah, that's probably it.