Or Cute Goldfish?
Possession of fewer than 7 cats for purrsonal use is a meowsdemeanor.
NOTE TO VLAD
Woodland creatures don't vote. No need to suckle their young.
The war's over, guys. Where the hell have you been?
...So in ancient Egypt they worshipped cats?
Yes. And now they want me back in power.
(Stephen Colbert, Christianne Aman-purr)
The car of the future is already here
Why is he wearing my dog bed?