We secretly replaced this man's Folgers Crystals with a rebel insurrection. Let's see if he notices.
I dont always drink beer, but when i do i make sure that it all falls out of my mouth
Tom remembered tasting grandads moonshine and how gorgeous she'd looked last night.
Atta do, pig.
It's useless to honk, they don't speak geese.
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