I just found a quarter under my desk!!!

Did you think I was talking about Chris Brown? NO1CURR about that woman-beater.

WORLD PEACE The Al Bundy Way

Few people know of Stephen's early career as the Fifth Trashman.

(Stephen Colbert)

So, Christianne...what's next for the PURR-sian Gulf? Swing and a miss, Stephen.

(Christianne Aman-purr and Stephen Colbert)

VLADIMIR PUTIN Man. Myth. Meme.

(Vladimir Putin)