Now that Wisconsin Representative Paul Ryan is on the Mittens ticket, Googlers 'round the world are getting down to the important issues.

I guess they mean the national debt.

(Mitt Romney)

Campaign 2012
nothing but mud

Why no one puts Volkswagons in the dryer on Hot

(Paul Ryan)

Diplomacy? Well yes, I know a lot about diplomas. Many of my good friends have university wings named after them.

(Mitt Romney)